The Omen IV: The Devil Rides Again

It's back. Officially now. The wrangler wearing humbug from Hattiesburgh has shown his maniacal face again at Vikings camp and the followers of the Honolulu Blue gasped with remorse.

Brett Favre is the devil. And he's back again, again, and again in the NFC North.

Some feeble minds held out hope that a slow healing ankle injury might keep the devil who wears #4 from returning to the NFL, but the media loving whore would not be denied another chance to have the world fawn over his every move for another long and painful NFL season.

What is most disgusting about #4's inevitable return will be the endless press coverage his announcement will get, followed by the hordes of idiots who will be quoted as saying "I just love the way he plays" or "Brett Favre is good for the game."

He makes me sick.

"I just love the way he plays?" So you love the way he believes that he is completely above the team? Only deigning the Vikings with his presence after the rigors and pains of training camp are over for the rest of his teammates? Or do you like his horrible decision making, including decisions that ended last season's playoff run and his tenure in Green Bay with mind-blowingly stupid and irresponsible interceptions?

"He's such a gunslinger." The devil is such a gambler...he just wings it and sees what happens...he makes throws other quarterbacks would never dream of making...

Give me a break. I wish a meteorite would scream out of the cosmos and obliterate him on the practice field at Eden Prairie this afternoon.

The Kong gets his wish

Ndamakong Suh was quoted as saying he'd love the chance to sack Favre. I only hope he brings along a wooden stake to stab him in the heart and watch him crumble to dust.

The Lions have never been able to beat Favre in any reincarnation. Here's hoping that the new and improved D-Line will bury him, breaking him into small pieces, which can then be covered in salt and holy water and set on fire.

Let The Kong save the world from this evil unshaven beast! And then a healing rain can once again fall upon the earth...