Why the Giants will stomp the Lions...

Let me come out right off the bat and give the number one reason why there is no chance whatsoever that the Lions can win this Sunday at the New Meadowlands....if the Lions manage a win and the Vikings lose against the Cowboys (a real possibility) the Lions will exit the NFC North cellar for the first time in over two years.

Think about that, the Lions not in last place. What are the chances? Not good in my opinion.

At the beginning of the season, I thought this would be the year the Lions finally escape last place, but I never dreamed they could possibly be climbing up over the Devil and the Vikings.

The Giants are killing quarterbacks at an alarming rate

The Giants are second in the NFC with 19 sacks over the first five games of the season. They sacked Jay Cutler 9 times IN THE FIRST HALF two weeks ago. Can the Lions offensive line hold up? Fat chance.

Not coincidentally, the Giants are #1 in defending the pass in the NFC and 4th against the run. That does not bode well for the Kansas Kid and Jahvid Best.

Eli Manning and Hakeem Nicks

I don't know who this Nicks dude is, but he apparently jumped out of a Jersey swamp with the single objective of catching touchdown passes. The guy is on fire. He leads the NFC with 6 TD receptions so far and is averaging a little over 80 yards a game. Not bad for a swamp thing.

Eli Manning might be a middle of the road quaterback, currently ranked ninth in the NFC, but that's better than the Kansas Kid (11th). And Manning gets to throw against the Lions secondary whereas Hill has to fire passes into the brick wall of the #1 passing defense.

The Giants are 3-2 in the thick of things already

The Leos are 1-4 and just trying to break into the realms of respectability. The Giants are a closet Super Bowl pick by meth heads and Manhattan crack whores...(Hey, they might not be all there in the head, but they watch, dammit. It's a real demographic the NFL shoots for.)

Nobody thinks the Lions are worthy of anything.