Thursday, October 29, 2009

Another story echoing the death of NFL parity

Sports Illustrated's Kerry Byrne

I just want everyone to look a couple posts down about how I started talking about the death of parity three or four days ahead of everybody else. Articles came out today on SI, ESPN, and the Detroit Newspapers.

(ouch. I think I broke my arm patting myself on the back.)

Which NFL organizations are the worst

According to ESPN Page 2

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Monday, October 26, 2009

Week 7: Did the Lions lose the bye?

The Lions have had a brutal schedule the beginning of this season. Their five losses have been to teams with winning records: Saints (5-0), Vikings (6-0), Bears (3-2), Steelers (4-2) and Packers (3-2). They're only victory came against the Washington Redskins who are developing a penchant for giving winless teams everywhere a shot of hope for victory.

But the next few weeks look different. In the next four weeks the Lions will play St. Louis (0-6), Seattle (2-4), and Cleveland (1-6). These may be the last chances for victory all season. Sandwiched in between Seattle and Cleveland, the Leos must make a trip to Minnesota (6-1). The following stretch to end the season has the Lions facing off against Green Bay (4-2), Cincinnati (5-2), Baltimore (3-3), Arizona (4-2), San Francisco (3-3), and then closing out with Chicago (3-3). Currently, not a loser in the bunch.

It is imperative that the Lions capitalize on the next quarter of their season or else they will once again be picking in the top 5 of next April's draft.

Did the Lions lose the Bye? We won't know until next Sunday against the team most pundits had penciled in for the Lions first win of the season, the Rams. If Calvin Johnson and Matthew Stafford have recuperated enough to play, it can be considered that they've "won" the bye. If not...

They certainly didn't get anything out of the trade deadline or by way of waiver wire pickups. So the only hope for improvement during their week off...did CJ and the Franchise Savior heal up enough to play?

We should probably know that some time this week, although the way Schwartz likes to keep his injury report hidden away from the world like the Ark of the Covenant...maybe we won't really know until Sunday.

In the meantime, let's talk about The Sanchize, Mark Sanchez, the other quarterback chosen in the first round. He will be forever linked with our Franchise Savior, just like Peyton Manning and Ryan Leaf, Drew Bledsoe and Rick Mirer, Philip Rivers and Eli Manning...and so many others.

Sanchez started the NY Jets off with three straight wins...and the world pronounced him King of New York...since then, he has led the Jets to three straight losses...

Player Att Comp Yds Comp TD INT Rating Games
M. Sanchez 178 94 1178 52.8 6 10 61.5 7
M. Stafford 139 79 894 56.8 3 6 65.5 4

Maybe the most important statistic isn't shown in the above table--wins. In that category, The Sanchize leads The Franchise Savior, 3-1. But wins is more a team statistic, the Lions don't have the Jets' defense, especially their secondary.

Ok, so the first thing we look at is "Rating", the modern definition of how well quarterbacks are playing. The QB rating statistic ranges from 0-159. Now Stafford and Sanchez are ranked 29th and 30th respectively of the 35 players who have thrown at least 14 passes in an NFL game. Those aren't good numbers...but who's better?

Sanchize has played in 3 more games than the Franchise Savior. One because of the Bye and two because of Stafford's knee injury. Now, because Stafford's played two fewer games, it stands to reason he's missed out on his chances to throw more picks. But lets look at how things were "trending." In the first two games of the season, Stafford threw 5 of his 6 interceptions. Two weeks ago, the Sanchize threw 5 pics against the Bills.

So Stafford had 1 pick in his last two games...Sanchize had five...

What does it all mean? Nothing. Nada. Squat. It' just something to think about. Sanchez probably just had one really bad day, much like Stafford did when he threw 3 against New Orleans.

These two QB's are tied together throughout time and week 7 of year one is not the time to start making comparisons. So why write about it? To point out the ludicrous way many sportswriters are jumping on the story.

Probably the most noteworthy part of the comparison isn't in these numbers at all...it's in the fact that Sanchez has played 3 more games...and Stafford got injured. Now, granted, that has to be considered an "unlucky" break for Stafford, but in Lionsland where Lions luck prevails that is possibly the first sign of an injury prone player. We'll see.

Why don't the Lions have cheerleaders?

Also, I'd like to apologize, this column comes out about a half hour later than I had anticipated, because as I was searching through the Sanchize's statistics at the New York Jets web page, I was side tracked by "The Flight Crew."

I am particularly impressed with how it seems like this particular dance crew is either wet or sweaty. Either way...bravo!

The plights of the fallen

The Tennessee Titans (0-6) had a merciful Bye week. The Titans host the Rams in week 14 of the season, so no matter what, one of these teams will finish with a win or tie. Imagine how epic a battle it would be to have two 0-13 teams punching it out that late in the season...

Indianapolis beat the snot out of St. Louis (0-7) 42-6. Now, this is a scary team. Why? Because from before the preseason this was the game that Lions' fans pointed to as the best possibility for the Lions first win of the year. The Lions will be favored in this game. What does that mean? Upset. The Lions are NEVER favored in a game. This is a major league trap game.

In the land of Tea and Crumpets, the New England Patriots wiped the pitch with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-7), 35-7. If you take a look at the rest of the scores this weekend in the NFL what becomes increasingly more clear is the huge disparity between the have's and the have-not's in the league that continuously boasts of its "parity."

There are currently 11 teams with 2 or fewer wins and seven teams with 5 or more over seven weeks. That's 18 of 32 teams either at the top echelon or bottom tier. That leaves 14 teams in the middle, in no man's land. Typically, the NFL will have roughly five teams at the top and five at the utter bottom, leaving most teams with some hope of making the playoffs, right now a third of the NFL is already pretty much eliminated from post season contention.

Parity is taking a beating.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Mitch Albom's greatest piece.

I grew up in Detroit. Obviously, I watched the Lions and Pistons and Tigers and the Wolverines and the Spartans. My dad worked for GM, my mom worked for the schools. I joined the Navy and left this "dead end downriver." But, just like Albom states in the below piece, I came back. Twice.

I've lived in California, Florida, Nevada, Virginia, and Michigan. I've lived where there is no winter, no seasons at all really, and it was nice for a while.

But, in a way, it felt like cheating. I grew up with four seasons. You earned Spring, Summer and Fall by battling it out with every Michigan Winter. The snow buried you every year so that could sun could melt it down every April like a solar baptism of a new year.

I came back. I brought my family back. So that we could buy a home, go to good schools, be near family...so my kids could grow up with the things that mattered to me.

I love Michigan.

I've read the below article many times and it always touches me. I've read Mitch for what seems my whole life. I especially loved him before he got so big and overrated, before he got book deals and radio shows. Back when he was just writing great one liners about Barry Sanders and Isiah Thomas.

But below is the greatest thing, I think, he has ever written. Enjoy.



By Mitch Albom

This was Christmas night. In the basement of a church off an icy street in downtown Detroit, four dozen homeless men and women sat at tables. The smell of cooked ham wafted from the kitchen. The pastor, Henry Covington, a man the size of two middle linebackers, exhorted the people with a familiar chant.

"I am somebody," he yelled.

"I am somebody!" they repeated.

"Because God loves me!"

"Because God loves me!"

They clapped. They nodded.

A toddler slept on a woman's shoulder. Another woman, holding a boy who looked to be about four, said she was lucky to have found this place open because "I been to three shelters, and they turned me away. They were all filled."

As she spoke, a few blocks to the south, cars pulled up to the Motor City Casino, one of three downtown gambling palaces whose neon flashes in stark contrast to the area's otherwise empty darkness. Sometimes, on a winter night, all that seems to be open around here is the casino, a liquor store and the pastor's kitchen, in the basement of this church. It used to be a famous church, home to the largest Presbyterian congregation in the upper Midwest. That was a long time ago -- before a stained-glass window was stolen and the roof developed a huge hole. Now, on Sundays, the mostly African-American churchgoers of the I Am My Brother's Keeper Ministries huddle in a small section of the sanctuary that is enclosed in plastic sheeting, because they can't afford to heat the rest.

As food was served to the line of homeless people, I watched from a rickety balcony above. My line of work is writing, partly sportswriting, but I come here now and then to help out a little. This church needs help. It leaks everywhere. Melted snow drips into the vestibule.

"Hey," someone yelled, "who the Lions gonna draft?"

I looked down. A thin man with a scraggly black beard was looking back. He scratched his face. "A quarterback, you think?"

Probably, I answered.

"Whatchu think about a defensive end?"

That would be nice.

"Yeah." He bounced on his feet. "That'd be nice."

He waited for his plate of food. In an hour, he would yank a vinyl mattress from a pile and line it up next to dozens of others. Then the lights would dim and, as snow fell outside, he and the other men would pull up wool blankets and try to sleep on the church floor.

This is my city.

"Them Lions gotta do somethin', man," he yelled. "Can't go on the way they are."

*****

And yet...

And yet Detroit was once a vibrant place, the fourth-largest city in the country, and it lives in the hope that those days, against all logic, will somehow return. We are downtrodden, perhaps, but the most downtrodden optimists you will ever meet. We cling to our ways, no matter how provincial they seem on the coasts. We get excited about the Auto Show. We celebrate Sweetest Day. We eat Coney dogs all year and we cruise classic cars down Woodward Avenue every August and we bake punchki donuts the week before Lent. We don't talk about whether Detroit will be fixed but when Detroit will be fixed.

And we are modest. In truth, we battle an inferiority complex. We gave the world the automobile. Now the world wants to scold us for it. We gave the world Motown music. Motown moved its offices to L.A. When I arrived 24 years ago, to be a sports columnist at the Detroit Free Press, I discovered several letters waiting for me at the office. Mind you, I had not written a word. My hiring had been announced, that's all. But there were already letters. Handwritten. And they all said, in effect, "Welcome to Detroit. We know you won't stay long, because nobody good stays for long, but we hope you like it while you're here."

Nobody good stays for long.

We hope you like it while you're here.

How could you not stay in a city like that?

*****

And yet...

And yet to live in Detroit these days is to want to scream. But where do you begin? Our doors are being shuttered. Our walls are falling down. Our daily bread, the auto industry, is reduced to morsels. Our schools are in turmoil. Our mayor went to jail. Our two biggest newspapers announced they will soon cut home delivery to three days a week. Our most common lawn sign is FOR SALE. And our NFL team lost every week this season. A perfect 0-16. Even the homeless guys are sick of it.

We want to scream, but we don't scream, because this is not a screaming place, this is a swallow-hard-and-deal-with-it place. So workers rise in darkness and rev their engines against the winter cold and drive to the plant and punch in and spend hours doing the work that America doesn't want to do any more, the kind that makes something real and hard to the touch. Manufacturing. Remember manufacturing? They do that here. And then they punch out and drive home (three o'clock is rush hour in these parts, the end of a shift) and wash up and touch the kids under the chin and sit down for dinner and flip on the news.

And then they really want to scream.

Because what they see -- what all Detroit sees -- is a nation that appears ready to flick us away like lint. We see senators voting our death sentence. We see bankers clucking their tongues at our business model (as if we invented the credit default swap!). We see Californians knock our cars for ruining the environment (as if their endless driving has nothing to do with it). We see sports announcers call our football team "ridiculous." Heck, during the Lions' annual Thanksgiving game, CBS's Shannon Sharpe actually wore a bag over his head.

It hurts us. We may not show it, but it does. You can say, "Aw, that's the car business" or "That's the Lions," but we are the car business, we are the Lions. Our veins are right up under the city's skin -- you cut Detroit, its citizens bleed.

We want to scream, but we don't scream. Still, enough people declare you passé, a dinosaur, a dying town, out of touch with the free-market global economic machine, and pretty soon you wonder if they're right. You wonder if you should join the exodus.

*****

And yet...

And yet I had an idea once for a sports column: Get the four biggest stars from Detroit's four major sports together in one place, for a night out. The consensus cast at the time (1990) was clear. Barry Sanders was the brightest light on the Lions. Steve Yzerman was Captain Heartthrob for the Red Wings. Joe Dumars was the most popular of the Pistons. And Cecil Fielder was the big bat for the Tigers.

All four agreed to meet at Tiger Stadium, before a game. I picked up Dumars at his house. He was alone. No entourage. Next we went for Sanders, who waited in the Silverdome parking lot, by himself, hands in pockets. When he got in, the two future Hall of Famers nodded at each other shyly. "Hey, man," Barry said.

"Hey, man," Joe answered.

At the stadium Yzerman, who drove himself, joined us, hands also dug in his pockets. As conversations go, it was like the first day of school. Awkwardness prevailed. Later -- after we chatted with Fielder -- we sat in the stands. The hot dog guy came by, and we passed them down: Lion to Red Wing to Piston. And when Yzerman put his elbow in front of Sanders, he quickly said, "Excuse me."

Somehow I can't see that being duplicated in Los Angeles. ("Kobe, pass this hot dog to Manny") or New York City ("Hey, A-Rod, Stephon wants some mustard"). But it worked in Detroit. The guys actually thanked me afterward.

Stardom is a funny thing here. You don't achieve it by talking loud or dating a supermodel. You achieve it by shyly lowering your head when they introduce you or by tossing the ball to the refs after scoring a touchdown. Humility, in Detroit, is on a par with heroism. Even Dennis Rodman didn't get really crazy until he left.

*****

And yet...

And yet we live among ghosts. Over there, on Woodward Avenue, was Hudson's, once America's second-largest department store; it was demolished a decade ago. Over there, on Michigan and Trumbull, stood Tiger Stadium, home to Ty Cobb and Hank Greenberg and Al Kaline and Kirk Gibson; it lasted nearly a century, until the wrecking ball got to it last year. Over there, on Bagley, is the United Artists Theater, which used to seat more than 2,000 people; it hasn't shown movies since the 1970s. The famous Packard plant on East Grand Boulevard -- the birthplace of the auto assembly line -- used to hum with activity, but now its halls are empty, its windows are broken, and its floors gather pools of water. On Lafayette Avenue you can still see the old Free Press building, where I was hired, where those letters once arrived in a mail slot. It used to house a newspaper. It doesn't anymore.

Any mature city has its echoes, but most are drowned out by the chirping of new enterprise. In Detroit the echoes roll on and on, filling the empty blocks because little else does. There is not a department store left downtown. Those three casinos hover like giant cranes, ready to scoop up your last desperate dollar. We have all heard the catchphrases about Detroit: A city of ruins. A Third World metropolis. A carcass. Last person to leave, turn out the lights.

For years, we took those insults as a challenge. We wore a cloak of defiance. But now that cloak feels wet and heavy. It has been cold here before, but this year seems colder. Skies have grayed before, but this year they're like charcoal. We've been unemployed before, but now the lines seem longer; we hear figures like 16% of the labor force not working, Depression numbers. I read one estimate that more than 40,000 houses in our city are now abandoned. Ghosts everywhere.

*****

And yet...

And yet we remember when the streets were stuffed, a million people downtown at a parade, as our hockey team was given a royal reception; every car carrying a player was cheered. This was 1997, and the Red Wings, after a 42-year drought, had once again won the Stanley Cup. Players and coaches stepped to the microphone and heard their words bounce back in waves of sound and thundering applause. Yzerman. Brendan Shanahan. Scotty Bowman. A hockey team? Who does this for a hockey team? Hockey is an afterthought in most American cities. Here, we wear it as a nickname. Hockeytown. We know the rules. We know the good and the bad officials. We sneak octopuses in our pants legs and throw them onto the ice at Joe Louis Arena.

Who loves hockey like this? What other American city comes to a collective roar when the blue light flashes? And what other American city goes into collective mourning when two of its players and a team masseur are seriously injured in a limo crash? People in Detroit can still tell you where they were when they heard about that limo smashing into a tree in suburban Birmingham six days after the Cup win of '97, forever changing the lives of Vladimir Konstantinov, Slava Fetisov and Sergei Mnatsakanov. Vigils were held outside the hospital. Flowers were stacked at the crash site. The TV and radio news broke in with updates all day long. How critical? Would they skate again? Would they walk again?

Remember, these were two hockey players and a masseur, Russians to boot; none of them did much talking in English. Didn't matter. They were ours, and they were wounded. It felt as if there was no other news for weeks in Detroit. "You hear anything?" people would say. "Any updates?"

When people ask what kind of sports town Detroit is, I say the best in the nation. I say our newspapers will carry front-page stories on almost any sports tick, from Ernie Harwell's retirement to the Detroit Shock's winning the WNBA. I say sports is sometimes all we have, it relieves us, distracts us, at times even saves us. But what I really want to tell them about is that stretch in 1997, when the whole city seemed to be nervously pacing around a hospital waiting room. I can't do it justice. It's not that we watch more, or pay more, or cheer louder than other cities. But I will bet you my last dollar that, when it comes to sports, nobody cares as much as Detroit cares.

*****

And yet...

And yet the gods toy with us. They give us the Lions. Our football team puts the less in hopeless. Its owner, William Clay Ford, has been in charge for 45 years. He's seen one playoff win. One playoff win in nearly half a century? Meanwhile, the backstory on Lions failure could fill a library. Blown games. Blown trades. Some of the most pathetic drafting in history, much of it orchestrated by Matt Millen, a former player who was hired out of the TV booth. Honestly, how many teams can use first-round draft picks on a quarterback, a receiver, a running back and two more receivers, as the Lions did from 2002 through '05, and not have a single one of them on the team just a few years later? And two of them out of the NFL altogether?

Wait. Here's a better one. In the last 45 years -- or since Ford took over -- the Lions have had 13 non-interim head coaches, and not a single one was ever a head coach in the NFL again. Not one. Rick Forzano. Tommy Hudspeth. Monte Clark. Darryl Rogers. Wayne Fontes. The list goes on. Nobody wanted them after Detroit. The Lions don't just hurt your reputation, they permanently flatten your tires.

Joey Harrington, a star college quarterback of unflagging optimism who foundered after the Lions drafted him with the No. 3 pick in 2002, once told me of a fog that seems to settle over inhabitants of the Lions locker room -- an evil, heavy cloud of historic disappointment that becomes self-perpetuating. Maybe it's the curse that Bobby Layne supposedly cast on this team after it traded him, saying it wouldn't win for 50 years.

That was 51 years ago.

No wonder Bobby Ross, who once coached San Diego to a Super Bowl, turned in his whistle and walked out of Detroit in the middle of a season. No wonder Sanders, the best running back Detroit ever had, quit the game at age 30. He actually gave money back rather than continue to play for the Lions.

Against this awful tapestry, in an economic crisis, in the darkest of days, came the 2008 season. What cruel fate could conjure such timing? After going 4--0 in the preseason (how's that for irony?), the Lions fell behind in their first regular-season game 21-0, in their second 21-3, in their third 21-3 and in their fourth 17-0 -- all before halftime. Their fifth game was the closest all year. They lost by two points. The margin of defeat? Our quarterback du jour, Dan Orlovsky, lost track of where he was and ran out of the back of the end zone for a safety.

Stop laughing. Do you think this has been easy? Do you think it's fun watching four guys miss tackles on a single play? Do you think it's fun watching Daunte Culpepper arrive, fresh off coaching his son's Pee Wee games, and get the nod as starting quarterback? There were days when it seemed as if all you needed to be on the Lions roster was a driver's license.

Week after week, as our businesses suffocated, as our houses were foreclosed and handed over to the banks, our football team lost -- to Jacksonville by 24 points, to Carolina by 9, to Tampa Bay by 18. And then, on Thanksgiving, the Tennessee Titans came to town with a 10-1 record. In front of the only national TV audience we would have all year, our Lions fumbled on their second play from scrimmage. A few plays later, Tennessee's Chris Johnson ran six yards untouched into the end zone -- the beer vendors were closer to him than the Lions defenders -- and before you could check the turkey in the oven, the Lions were down 35-3.

At halftime Sharpe wore that bag over his head and joined his colleagues in loudly suggesting that the NFL take the annual tradition away from the Motor City. "We have kids watching this," Sharpe said. "And they have to watch the Detroit Lions. This is ridiculous. The Detroit Lions every single year. This is what we have to go through."

No, Shannon. This is what we have to go through.

*****

And yet...

And yet it's our misery to endure. There's a little too much glee in the Detroit jokes these days. A little too much flip in the wrist that tosses dirt on our coffins. We hear a Tennessee player tell the media that the Thanksgiving win didn't mean much because "it was just Detroit." We hear Jay Leno rip our scandalous former mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, by saying, "The bad news is, he could be forced out of office. The good news is, any time you get a chance to get out of Detroit, take it."

We hear Congress tongue-lash our auto executives for not matching the cheaper wages of foreign car companies. We hear South Carolina senator Jim DeMint tell NPR that "the barnacles of unionism" must be destroyed at GM, Ford and Chrysler. Barnacles? Barnacles are parasites without a conscience. Sounds more like politicians to us.

Enough, we want to say. The Lions stink. We know they stink. You don't have to tell us. Enough. The car business is in trouble. We know it's in trouble. We drive past the deserted parking lots of empty auto plants every day.

Enough. We don't need more lofty national newspaper laments on the decay of a Rust Belt city. Or the obligatory network news piece, "Can Detroit Be Saved?" For too long we have been the Place to Go to Chronicle the Ugly. Example: For years, we had a rash of fires the night before Halloween -- Devil's Night. And like clockwork, you could count on TV crews to fly in from out of town in hopes of catching Detroit burning. Whoomf. There we were in flames, on network TV. But when we got the problem under control, when city-sponsored neighborhood programs helped douse it, you never heard about that. The TV crews just shrugged and left.

Same goes for the favorite Detroit cliché of so many pundits: the image of a burning police car in 1984, after the Tigers won the World Series. Yes, some folks went stupid that night, and an eighth-grade dropout nicknamed Bubba held up a Tigers pennant in front of that burning vehicle, and -- snap-snap -- that was the only photo anyone seemed to need.

Never mind that in the years since, many cities have done as badly or worse after championships -- Boston and Chicago come to mind -- and weren't labeled for it. Never mind that through three NBA titles, four Stanley Cups, Michigan's national championships in college basketball and football, and even another World Series, nothing of that nature has occurred again in Detroit. Never mind. You still hear people, when we play for a title, uncork the old "Let's hope they don't burn the city down when it's over."

Look, we're the first to say we've got problems. But there's something disturbing when American reporters keep deliciously recording our demise but nobody wants to do anything about it. We're not your pity party. You want to chronicle us? We've been chronicled enough. As they say when a basketball rolls away at the playground, Yo, little help?

This is why our recent beatdown in Congress was so painfully felt. To watch our Big Three execs humiliated as if they never did a right thing in their lives, to watch U.S. senators from Southern states -- where billions in tax breaks were handed out to foreign car companies -- tear apart the U.S. auto industry as undeserving of aid, well, that was the last straw.

Enough. We're not gum on the bottom of America's shoe. We're not grime to be wiped off with a towel. Detroit and Michigan are part of the backbone of this country, the manufacturing spine, the heart of the middle class -- heck, we invented the middle class, we invented the idea that a factory worker can put in 40 hours a week and actually buy a house and send a kid to college. What? You have a problem with that? You think only lawyers and hedge-fund kings deserve to live decently?

To watch these lawmakers hand out, with barely a whisper, hundreds of billions to the financial firms that helped cause this current disaster, then make the Big Three beg like dogs and slap them with nothing? Honestly. There are times out here we feel like orphans.

*****

And yet...

And yet we go on. The Tigers were supposed to win big last season; they finished last in their division. Michigan got a new football coach with a spread offense and an eye on a national championship; the Wolverines had their first losing season since 1967.

But we will be back for the Tigers and back for Michigan and -- might as well admit it -- we will be back for the Lions come September, as red-faced as they make us, as pathetic as 0-16 is.

And maybe you ask why? Maybe you ask, as I get asked all the time, "Why do you stay there? Why don't you leave?"

Maybe because we like it here. Maybe because this is what we know: snow and concrete underfoot, hardhats, soul music, lakes, hockey sticks. Maybe because we don't see just the burned-out houses; we also see the Fox Theater, the Detroit Institute of Arts, the Whitney restaurant, the riverfront that looks out to Canada. Maybe because we still have seniors who call the auto giant "Ford's", like a shop that's owned by a real human being. Maybe because some of us subscribe to Pastor Covington's words, We are somebody because God loves us, no matter how cold the night or hard the mattress.

Maybe because when our kids finish college and take that first job in some sexy faraway city and a year later we see them back home and we ask what happened, they say, "I missed my friends and family." And we nod and say we understand.

Or maybe because we're smarter than you think. Every country flogs a corner of itself on the whipping post. English Canada rips French Canada, and vice versa. Swedes make lame jokes about Laplanders.

But it's time to untie Detroit. Because we may be a few steps behind the rest of the country, but we're a few steps ahead of it too. And what's happening to us may happen to you.

Do you think if your main industry sails away to foreign countries, if the tax base of your city dries up, you won't have crumbling houses and men sleeping on church floors too? Do you think if we become a country that makes nothing, that builds nothing, that only services and outsources, that we will hold our place on the economic totem pole? Detroit may be suffering the worst from this semi-Depression, but we sure didn't invent it. And we can't stop it from spreading. We can only do what we do. Survive.

And yet we're better at that than most places.

*****

Here is the end of the story. This was back on Christmas night. After the visit to the church, I drove to a suburb with an old friend and we saw a movie. Gran Torino. It starred and was directed by Clint Eastwood, and it was filmed in metro Detroit, which was a big deal. Last year the state passed tax incentives to lure the movie business, an effort to climb out of our one-industry stranglehold, and Eastwood was the first big name to take advantage of it.

He shot in our neighborhoods. He used a bar and a hardware store. He reportedly fit in well, he liked the people, and no one hassled him with scripts or résumés.

The film was good, I thought, and familiar. The story of a craggy old man who loves his old car and stubbornly clings to the way he feels the world should behave. He defends his home. He defends his neighbors' honor. He goes out on his own terms.

When the film finished, the audience stayed in its seats waiting, through the closing music, through the credits, until the very last scroll, where, above a camera shot of automobiles rolling down Jefferson Avenue along the banks of Lake St. Clair, three words appeared.

MADE IN MICHIGAN.

And the whole place clapped. Just stood up and clapped.

To hell with Depression. We're gonna have a good year.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

This really hits home

It may be about the Browns, but a lot of the same frustrations reside in the folks who still wear the Honolulu Blue and Silver.

The Hard-luck life of a Brown's fan

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The BCS is evil and must be destroyed.

The BCS Is Evil and Must Be Destroyed

Originally posted 12/08/04

This is an old, tired argument. I realize I am beating a battered gong when I bark at the moon for a playoff system in Division I-A college football, but someday, someone sitting in a university president’s office will listen to the hordes of us that continue to bellow.

The real question with the BCS is how the SuperConferences managed to coerce the mid-level conferences to buy into it. How many legs were broken? Whose teeth were smashed? This is an ugly and sordid affair and it is vile beyond words.

How the ACC, Big East, Big Ten, Big Twelve, PAC Ten, and SEC duped the rest of the country’s colleges into allowing them to dictate who is allowed to be the national champion is a conspiracy worthy of both Mulder and Scully.

Why do these conferences get to set themselves up for the most prestigious bowls and why are the other conferences ecstatic to fight like dogs over the scraps they’ve left? It’s sickening.

This season, with its five undefeated teams, will undoubtedly end with more than one undefeated team after January 1st. There will be more than one team who will be able to claim, and rightfully so, that they are the national champions. All a team can do is play the team put in front of them and as long as they beat every one of those adversaries, why shouldn’t they be able to claim to be national champs.

Especially, when the BCS system denies each of those schools the opportunity to play off.

As I said, this is an ancient argument, which has been rolled over a gad-zillion times. The BCS conferences claim that they have absolutely no plans to go to a playoff system. Why? Because it keeps their schools rolling in the bowl money and their schools atop the national rankings.

Utah is getting screwed. Auburn is getting screwed. Boise St. is even getting screwed.

But I have a solution.

And it is in no way dependent on the SuperConferences making a change of heart, which is good, because we all know that they don’t have hearts anyway.

No, my plan is dependent on the mid-level conferences and most importantly the MAC. The Mid-American Conference has, over the last fifteen years, produced great teams. Teams that rocked major college programs across the country. Bowling Green, Marshall, Miami of Ohio, and Toledo have all been to bowl games in recent years.

Participation, if not outright leadership, in the playoff system by the MAC is essential to ridding the world of the foulness of the BCS. The MAC is the largest non-SuperConference and perhaps they believe that with continued stellar performances, they too will be allowed to eat at the big boy table on New Year’s Day. If they believe that the BCS schools will play fair and let them in, they need to give Urban Meyer and Utah a call. It’s not going to happen.

What needs to happen is the non-BCS schools, the conferences not guaranteed a BCS berth by winning their respective conferences, need to show some self-respect and drop out of the BCS nonsense. The MAC, Conference USA, the Mountain West, the Sun Belt and the WAC need to come to an agreement—and start a National College Football Championship Tournament. Let a national championship be determined on the field.

Oh, I know what you’re saying, that’s a pipe dream. Nobody would respect the "also-rans" National Champ, but the Tournament would make huge money. And it would deplete the non-BCS bowl field to nothing. If they want to spend the money and gain the recognition Bowl games bring, they can sponsor playoff games or perhaps all of the sponsors could go in together and sponsor the whole thing. Saving money galore, while getting the publicity and prestige spread out over an entire month.

The fields can be determined by the polls too. Allowing the Tournament the option of inviting all of the BCS teams the opportunity to turn down the possibility of taking part and ruling themselves out of the real National Championship. When these teams decline, teams will be bumped up and slotted to fill the brackets. Each playoff (or Bowl game, if you want) will generate a ton of money all to be split among the schools in a negotiated contract. With more bowls, more excitement and a true National Champion, the BCS teams will eventually fall into line.

This plan evens the playing field, stealing the great power from the BCS conferences and dispersing it to all Division I-A schools.

It is fairer to all schools and there will be no arguments about who the true National Champs are.

All of the NCAA arguments against a playoff are a crock of…well, they’re bogus, to say the least. The Division I-AA teams manage to pull off a tournament to crown their champion and so does Division I-A Basketball. There is no reason whatsoever that this couldn’t be implemented. But the mid-level conferences have to stand up for themselves, refuse the BCS’ table scraps and force the SuperConferences to play ball.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

This is a great Essay about football

Eating the Dinosaur

100 Things the Lions have proven...

Historically, it has been proven that the Lions...

1. will draft another wide reciever.
2. will take a sack to take them out of FG range
3. will not get the pass interference call.
4. will drop the pass.
5. will miss the FG.
6. will let the time run out.
7. will fumble.
8. Will jump offsides
9. will ignore that wide open receiver. (Both on offense and Defense)
10. will not try to shore up the offensive line.
11. will draft a midget cornerback.
12. will blather on nonsensically about picks and shovels
13. will apparently not have good "pad level"
14. will not "raise the bar"
15. will sell out Thanksgiving Day
16. will lose on Thanksgiving Day
17. will listen to the rest of the country bitch about once again having to watch the Lions lose on Thanksgiving.
18. will make your quarterback look hall of fame worthy.
19. will make that third string running back look hall of fame worthy
20. will not cover the tight end
21. will not tackle
22. will be fooled again by your screen play
23. will hold
24. will be called for holding
25. will hit you late or out of bounds, especially when it'll give you a first down.
26. will endlessly talk about giving "bus tickets" out of town
27. will abandon what works
28. will let the good free agents leave the team
29. will set the price for other teams on good free agents
30. will draft another idiot you've never heard of, especially when the perfect player is still available
31. will needlessly play veterans instead of playing young players who may end up being good
32. will complain after those same young players have left the team and turned out to be good
33. will change their uniforms...but never back to the throwbacks which are the only ones that really look good.
34. will always waste a timeout
35. will defer and take the wind
36. will overpay for free agents and draft picks, but short change players currently on their roster
37. will be drafting early again this year
38. will never win in Green Bay
39. will never win in Washington
40. will never have a "signature" running play
41. will never win in San Francisco
42. will never be forgiven for not putting a real O-line in front of Barry Sanders
43. will have their #1 draft pick get injured.
44. backup quarterback will always be the most popular guy in town
45. will waste the talent they have
46. will always take what the defense gives them, especially when it's nothing
47. will always need a better running back
48. will always play to the level of their competition and lose or just get blown out all together
49. will drop the easy catch
50. will make the impossible catch when it doesn't matter
51. will draft the glamour position, when the safe pick would do more for the team
52. will draft a TE when you least expect it
53. will give you just enough hope so that they can really crush your spirits
54. will miss the block
55. will overthrow the bomb
56. will watch as the other team catches the hail mary
57. will run outside, when a QB sneak will do just fine
58. will need a touchdown to tie with only a minute left and 80 yards to go
59. will never just need a field goal
60. will give up 3rd and long
61. will follow up a sack or opponents holding call by giving up a huge play
62. love to hear the Vikings blow that stupid horn and watch Green Bay players do the Lambeau Leap
63. will give up a long punt or kick return
64. prefer baton twirlers to cheerleaders
65. will never get cheerleaders
66. will never be sold by William Clay Ford
67. will never get back to the glory days of 8-8 and every other year booted from the playoffs in the first round
68. will never forgive Matt Millen
69. will never forgive Russ Thomas
70. will never forgive Chuck Schmidt
71. will always ignore the defense
72. will lose on a FG as time expires
73. will not recover the fumble
74. will bobble and drop the tipped ball
75. will be called for holding during the long return
76. will be knocked out of bounds inside the five
77. will punt it through the endzone
78. will punt it away on 4th and 1 in enemy territory
79. will take the field goal instead of going for it
80. will fall for the hard count
81. will throw the ball away on fourth down
82. will get tackled two feet short of the first down
83. will run a pattern two feet short of the first down
84. will miss the go ahead FG
85. will miss a FG in the second or third quarter which would have been the margin of victory
86. will play like drunk monkees the minute Brett Favre steps on the field
87. will hire another moron to be GM
88. will not fire that moron GM for at least 8 years
89. will always get injured by their own players in "friendly fire"
90. will twist a knee getting tackled
91. will get the ball poked away at the last moment
92. will fumble the snap
93. will get the punt blocked
94. will fall back on "It's a team game" when they've looked really bad individually
95. will say "There's no such thing as moral victories."
96. will always have to go back and look at the film
97. will say their mistakes are correctible
98. will talk about how they have to just keep working their plan
99. will laugh about the game with the opposing team on the field after the closing whistle
100. will lose.

Monday, October 19, 2009

NFL Trade Deadline 10/20 4 PM EST

The NFL is not a trading league. Rarely does one see any significant activity at the trading deadline.

Why?

A couple of reasons.

1. The salary cap. The rules of the salary cap state that any deferred signing bonus money (and all signing bonuses are prorated over the lifetime of the contract) immediately hit the cap of the team that originally signed the player.) In other words if you give player A a signing bonus of $10 million on a four year contract, only $2.5 mil hits the team's cap each year. So if you want to trade player A after year two because he keeps smoking dope every chance he gets and he has collar bones like toothpicks that remaining $5 mil hits the cap immediately.

So in the era of massive signing bonuses, trading a big name can end up strangling your team for the rest of the year.

2. It's so early in the season. It's only week 6, there are eleven weeks to go, not many teams have any idea whether they should be buyers or sellers. This isn't like baseball where the trading deadline is a huuuuge deal. Player movement in late July is all about refortifying for the stretch run in baseball. Nobody has a clue in mid October if they'll even be in the stretch run in the NFL. Every team is one blown ACL or ruptured achilles away from being nobody in football.

3. Lastly, draft picks are completely overvalued in the NFL. The opportunity to be able to pick the player you want, albeit a player who has never played a down in the NFL, may or may not have some hidden health problem or lingering personal issues.

This is how a player like Randy Moss gets traded for a fourth round pick. Or how Marshall Faulk gets moved for a second and a fifth. Ludicrous.

So, now that I've told you why little or no trades happen at the NFL trading deadline, I'm going to talk about some players the Lions would be wise to make some phone calls about.

Why even write this article? Well, last year Martin Mayhew, just a few days after getting the "interim" keys to the Lions franchise bamboozled Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones with the Roy Williams trade. In other words, it only takes one idiot to make a great deal. With that deal, Mayhew probably solidified himself as the GM of the franchise. Now, he can look to greatly improve on the foundation pieces he's put in place.

1. Nnamdi Asomugha, CB, Oakland Raiders. There is talk in NFL circles that a fire sale is about to start in Oakland as Tom Cable faces assault charges for beating up his own assistant coaches and Jamarcus Russell continues to drill passes into the arms of opposing players. Anybody and everybody is on the table. Asomugha is probably the only player outside of Darren McFadden worth even looking at.

The Raiders top pick in 2003 emerged as a key member of their defense and as one of the NFL’s elite cornerbacks. He went to his first probowl last year and is only 28 years old. He has played in 92 games with 69 starts and has 10 interceptions in six seasons.

Also, Asomugha was franchised last season and is only on a one year deal.

Al Davis has made many bad deals in the last few years. It only takes one guy...perhaps Asomugha could be gotten for a second round pick. This would greatly help the worst secondary in NFL history.

2. Glenn Dorsey, DT, Kansas City Chiefs. Dorsey was the fifth overall selection in the 2008 draft. He is a dominant DT who can collapse the pocket and anchor the a 4-3 defense, which the Lions run. Kansas City changed defensive schemes this last year and ended up moving Dorsey outside to DE where he has still played admirably, but he is no longer dominating.

A second or third round pick to a team that is anxious to repopulate its defense with new pieces that fit its new scheme might work out.

Dorsey could be a building block to go with Delmas, Levy, Foote, Petersen, and Sammie Hill.

3. Josh Cribbs, KR, Cleveland Browns. To say that the Detroit Lions return games are woeful is an egregious understatement. Cribbs, 26, is one of the best in the business and has been in a contract fight with the ownership of the Browns for two years now. He has 5 career kickoff returns for touchdowns and 1 punt return for a score. Perhaps Cleveland (1-5) might want to move ahead without the headache.

This would give the Lions the kind of presence on special teams that they haven't had since the hey days of say...Desmond Howard or Eddie Drummond or, dare I say, Mel Gray!

The Browns are a team in desperate need of a new QB, RB, and numerous other parts. A prominent return guy is a luxury they might want to part with for perhaps a 2nd or 3rd round pick.

4. This Cheerleader. Come on guys! Why can't we have cheerleaders?

So, by parting ways with a second or a third round pick, the Lions could inject real tested talent into their team and perhaps still have a first round pick left to address the opposite corner position or maybe finally a LT to replace Jeff Backus.

The Lions are in such desperate straights, especially in the defensive backfield that they have to explore every option available. That's why I am continually surprised to find that the Lions haven't brought in perennial probowl DB's Chris McCallister and Ty Law at least for workouts.

Just a thought.

Week 6: Lions show what really, really bad looks like

The victory against Washington in week 3 did only one thing for the 2009 season, it made sure the Lions wouldn't finish worse than 1-15. On Sunday, the Lions made it look impossible for the the team to finish any better than 1-15.

In typical Lions fashion, the ugliness is mounting in an unheard of fashion. Mt. Despair will soon collapse and fall on the practice facility in Allen Park.

Wow, the Lions are bad. They are so bad that the Green Bay Packers, a team that tried desperately to prove they weren't anything but mediocre on Sunday shut out the Lions 26-0.

Now there were excuses, but what do they say about excuses? They're like $%#@%s, everybody's got one. The Lions had many, starting with the injury list. Right now the Lions are a one and a third trick pony--Matt Stafford to Calvin Johnson. When both are inactive and you have to rely on Kevin Smith (the third of the 1 1/3) it's bound to get ugly.

Heap on that, Three-fourths of the starting defensive line was also inactive...26-0.

Some other bad news to heap on the pile? ESPN is reporting that Franchise Savior Matt Stafford may require surgery on his injured knee and may be lost for the season. This is the epitome of Lions luck.

I could start in on a long diatribe of all the potentially great players who litter the Lions' past like roadkill, names like Mike Utley, Erik Andolsek, Kevin Jones, Billy Sims, Rodney Peete, Charles Rogers...Players who showed exceptional promise, some who managed to carry the team for a while, all cut down by injuries. The Lions seem to be cursed by injuries. It used to be blamed on the Silverdome astroturf...now, maybe it's Bobby Lane. Who knows?

If Stafford is truly gone for the year...this season becomes little more than a complete waste of time. I have already called this season a 24 game preseason for next year...if you are unable to train the players you will use for 2010, then what purpose does it all serve?

Oh, I suppose it can serve as some kind of training for players like Louis Delmas, DeAndre Levy, Sammie Hill (if he can ever get past his own injury), Derrick Williams, Aaron Brown and Brandon Pettigrew.

Maybe the rest of the season could be used to see if Drew Stanton is good enough to be the Lions full time backup quarterback. Any time wasted on Culpepper, who'll leave at the end of the season, is completely wasted.

Wouldn't it be great if the Lions had cheerleaders?

Just a little something to help my readers as we continue to suffer under the tyranny of the Ford's and their incomprehensible aversion to professional dance teams.

Currently only six of the NFL's 32 franchises have chosen to go without the all important cheer brigades--Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Green Bay, Detroit, Chicago, and the New York Giants.

3rd and 3 or less?

The Lions were 0-10 on third down against the Packers, so it goes without saying that whatever they tried failed. However, for posterity's sake, the Lions only faced 3rd and 3 or less once all game--3rd and 1 on the Packers 21 yard line (while it could actually still be considered a game). Culpepper passed incomplete. They were aggressive enough to try and go for it on fourth down, foregoing the only real chance during the game the Lions had of scoring any points at all. On 4th down, they ran a naked pitch to Kevin Smith for a loss of three yards. I don't think you can criticize Schwartz for going for it early in a game--challenging his team to actually play winning football. But it failed in the end.

Most coaches would have taken the easy field goal, but already down 14-0, all it would have done was ensure that the Lions could avoid being shut out, but if that's what you're playing for in the first quarter, you've already given up.

Currently the Lions are 4 of 5 rushing and 3 of 6 passing on 3rd and 3 or less.

The other dregs in the NFL

The Lions were the first team to ever go winless in a season last year. Because of parity in the NFL, it wasn't something that was never really supposed to happen. The draft and results driven draft position was supposed to ensure that every team has a chance to get better in a hurry. Add to that equation the advent of free agency and almost any team in the NFL should be able to turn over an entire franchise in the space of three or four years.

Matt Millen broke the mold on that concept.

In fact, high draft choices have, for many teams, become a curse. Rarely is there a truly "elite" talent that other NFL franchises will drool over enough to come calling with trade offers. Add in the outrageous contracts guaranteed to high picks, who in reality have never played an NFL down, and the #1-#3 picks become utter poison.

Good teams build their teams through the draft, but a team cannot afford to draft in the top five for more than one or two years, or else the franchise gets strangled by the exorbitant contracts of those players.

In fact, if a team is awful enough to have honestly earned picks 1-3, then they have more needs than one over priced player can fill. The lure of the #1 pick should be the ability to trade down and collect multiple players to rebuild your anchor of a team.

Right now, Matt Stafford is the highest paid player in the NFL. Should he really be paid more than Tom Brady or Peyton Manning? No. And add in Calvin Johnson's contract, a former #2 overall pick, and the Lions now have almost 20% of their salary cap money tied up in 2 players of a 53 man roster.

This has to be fixed, and hopefully will be addressed in the new labor contract coming up in 2011. The most likely fix would be a rookie salary cap. Surely, the NFLPA will throw future players to the wolves to save their own earnings potentials. Afterall, these are players who aren't even in the union yet.

Anyway, sorry about that tangent. This section was supposed to be about the other teams in the league who are trying so desperately to follow the Lions into the abyss. Who'll be the second team to go utterly defeated? I'll follow all winless teams until, once again, the Lions show that they truly are the worst of the worst.

Kansas City Chiefs (1-5) beat the Washington Redskins, 14-6. KC, which used to hold the highly prominent title of "last team to lose to the Detroit Lions" managed to win their first game of the year against the same team that ended the Lions streak, Washington. I'm going to check the schedules of all the other winless teams for Washington...this team is a real spoiler.

Tennessee Titans (0-6) lost to New England 59-0. Wow, that's impressive. Especially since the Titans were the number one seed in the AFC playoffs just last year. Does the loss of Jim Schwartz and Albert Haynesworth have anything to do with this? It's possible. In fact, this is the same team that almost gave up 60 to Brady and crew, which handily trounced the Lions just this last Thanksgiving. At least they have cheerleaders.

St. Louis Rams (0-6) lost to the Jacksonville Jaguars, 23-20. The Rams kept this game close the entire way, in fact leading for a few minutes in the fourth quarter. That's the kind of attitude that might get them off this list.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-6) lost to the Carolina Panthers, 28-21. Carolina QB Jake Delhomme was 9 of 17 for 65 yards and a TD...for the game...and they won. 'Nuff said.

Quote of the Week

"How big of a debacle was this? Midway through the third quarter, the Lions asked quarterback Drew Stanton to take a snap, then pretend he was floating overhead in a homemade balloon." -- Michael Rosenberg, Detroit News.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Another trip to the frozen tundra

It is not a "little known secret" that the Leos have lost 18 consecutive games in the state of Wisconsin. Most people connect that fact with the rise of the beast known as Favre, but I'm going to contend that there is something a little more sinister than the undecided one.

Another thing that is not a "little known secret" is that the Lions are a dome team. For more than 30 years the Honolulu blue has played all of its home games in the environmentally controlled Silverdome and, now, Ford Field.

Below is a list of all 18 nightmarish defeats at the hands of the green and gold. (I also included the last Lions victory in 1991. Why? Because any talk of the '91 season makes me smile...gives me hope...)

1991 Week 16 15-Dec W 21-17 at Green Bay Packers
1992 Week 14 6-Dec L 38-10 at Green Bay Packers at Milwaukee, WI
1993 Week 12 21-Nov L 26-17 at Green Bay Packers at Milwaukee, WI
1994 Week 10 6-Nov L 38-30 at Green Bay Packers at Milwaukee, WI
1994 Wild Card Playoff L 16-12 at Green Bay Packers
1995 Week 7 15-Oct L 30-21 at Green Bay Packers
1996 Week 10 3-Nov L 28-18 at Green Bay Packers
1997 Week 10 2-Nov L 20-10 at Green Bay Packers
1998 Week 1 6-Sep L 38-19 at Green Bay Packers
1999 Week 11 21-Nov L 26-17 at Green Bay Packers
2000 Week 15 10-Dec L 26-13 at Green Bay Packers
2001 Week 1 9-Sep L 28-6 at Green Bay Packers
2002 Week 10 10-Nov L 40-14 at Green Bay Packers
2003 Week 2 14-Sep L 31-6 at Green Bay Packers
2004 Week 14 12-Dec L 16-13 at Green Bay Packers
2005 Week 14 11-Dec L 16-13 at Green Bay Packers (OT)
2006 Week 15 17-Dec L 17-9 at Green Bay Packers
2007 Week 17 30-Dec L 34-13 at Green Bay Packers
2008 Week 17 28-Dec L 31-21 at Green Bay Packers

OK, the first thing I take away from this list is...damn, I hate the Packers. Sorry. Secondly, I see that almost all of these games occur in November and December. Only 3 times in the last twenty years have the Lions played at Green Bay in the first half of the season. Seems like an egregious scheduling issue to me. How can that be fair that the Lions have played 85% of their games against the Packers at a time of year when their home field advantage is at it's fullest strength? This is a dome team that is not supposed to play well in freezing weather.

So this year is first time in six years the Lions will play at Green Bay before November 1st--only the fourth time in the last 21 years. And the number of the beast, #4, is no longer "slingin' it" for the old meat packers.

What are the chances the Lions end the streak?

Well, what do the Lions have going for them, other than the calendar?

The Packers (2-2) lead the league in sacks allowed (20) and they've played one less game than most. Their usual starting RT, Mark Tauscher, held out throughout all of training camp and only signed a new contract this week. Tauscher is not expected to play. Chad Clifton, the starting LT, has been injured most of the season. He is questionable for this week against the Lions. Maybe the Lions will be able to get to the quarterback!

But not likely, Detroit has the worst secondary in the NFL.

Would cheerleaders help? No.

The Packers are 18th in total defense and 15th in scoring defense, both ahead of the Lions.

And on top of that, the Lions may be without Franchise Savior Matt Stafford again.

There are several major streaks the Lions happen to be on the wrong side of:
1. 18 straight losses @ Green Bay.
2. 14 straight losses on the road
3. The Lions have never won @ Washington
4. The Lions haven't won @ San Francisco since 1975...34 years.

The Leos could slay #1 and 2 off this list with a miracle on Sunday. Matt Stafford slayed 0-19...

It's possible, but not likely.

Prediction:
Green Bay 34 Detroit 26

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Quote of the Week

Found here

"We lost to Detroit on the road. We come here and lose to Carolina. This one stings more."
-- Jason Campbell, quarterback, Redskins

Ouch, Panthers. The Washington Redskins know awful. And you, sirs, are no Detroit Lions.

ESPN Page 2 Suggests new Rams Logo


Should the Lions be offended?

Week 5: Moral Victories are for losers

The biggest farce in professional football coverage is the old adage of a "moral victory."

The Lions have lost X number of games in a row, but they've been in every game to the end!

What a bunch of crap.

The Lions only lost to the World Champion Pittsburgh Steelers by eight. Shouldn't we be proud?

So what? They lost. Most games in the NFL, probably somewhere on the order of 85-90% are decided by 10 points or less.

In essence, all that matters is if a team can turn it on when they have to in order to seal up a victory.

Sunday showed Lions fans that the Steelers can and the Lions can't.

With only 1:54 remaining in the game, down 28-20, Daunte Culpepper, playing for the injured Franchise Savior, had the ball with a 1st and 10 at Pittsburgh's 21 yard line.

Wait....wait a minute. Let me digress...the Lions seem to always be in this position over the last several years...except when they were completely blown out of course. The Lions always seem to be able to get into a position where they have the ball with just enough time for one last drive and need a touchdown...never just a field goal. Which, I think, is indicative of the Lions experience.

I'll take a blowout, if at least the team is trying to be as aggressive as possible. Too often, the Lions punt away in the fourth quarter while down, or don't go for it on 4th and 1 or 2. These antics are what keep games close...close enough for the Lions to claim "moral victories." Don't punt in opposition territory! Don't take a field goal on 4th and 1 or 2 or less, especially when you're down by 10 or 11 points! It's a hell of a lot easier to drive for a winning or tying field goal than it is a winning touchdown or touchdown and two point conversion.

That's playing weak. As I've said before, the Lions have to play with the throttle down until at least 25 minutes after the final whistle. Why? Because they don't have the talent of most other NFL teams...good ones especially.

So, sorry, but as I was saying...

With only 1:54 remaining in the game, down 28-20, Daunte Culpepper, playing for the injured Franchise Savior, had the ball with a 1st and 10 at Pittsburgh's 21 yard line.

This was the defining moment of the game. The time when a champion arises and shows its true nature. So what happened?

1st and 10. Sack.
2nd and 16. Sack.
3rd and 21. Sack.
4th and forever....incomplete on the hail mary...game over.

Pittsburgh stood up and the Lions folded. Typical. And truthfully, I think the Steelers could have done it any time they wanted.

So what do the Lions do now? What is their biggest problem?

It's got to be their defensive secondary. Let's look at how quarterbacks have performed against the Lions in their five games this season. I was going to entitle this section "Who did the Lions send to Canton this week?"

Passing
ATT CMP YDS SK/YD TD LG IN RT
D. Brees
34 26 358 0/0 6 58 1 137
B. Favre
27 23 155 3/16 2 13 0 115.3
J. Campbell
41 27 340 2/15 2 57 1 97.6
J. Cutler
28 18 141 2/16 2 25 0 100.4
B.Roethlisberger
30 23 277 3/15 3 47 1 123.9

Now, the first and most important column here is touchdown's (TD)...so the first thing we see is that every quarterback that has played the Lions has thrown for at least two touchdowns. At least, the defense has been consistent...they haven't discriminated against any opposing quarterbacks, everybody gets to have a career day against the Leos.

Next, lets look at the quarterback rating (RT). The highest possible QB rating for any game is 159. Opposing quarterbacks are completing 73.3 percent of their passes against the Lions. The average opposition passer rating of 119.7 is the worst in the NFL and even worse than last year's 110.9 rating in a winless season. Peyton Manning is currently leading all NFL quarterbacks with a 114.5 passer rating. So in other words, whoever is playing the Lions is the best quarterback every week.

The Lions have somehow managed 10 sacks so far this season--an average of two per game--which is actually pretty good. The Lions are tied for 14th in the NFL, i.e. middle of the pack. So if the Lions are providing adequate pressure, the coverage must be abysmal. And it is.

But why? Because our players in the secondary are all castoffs from other teams, except for Louis Delmas, a rookie. In fact the Lions have been incredibly lax on committing picks to the secondary for the last 10 years.

In the last 10 years the Lions have only dedicated 9 draft picks in the top five rounds to addressing their needs in the defensive backfield. There have been some picks in the sixth and seventh rounds over that time frame, but picks in those late rounds are as good as lottery picks for most teams and worse for the Lions.

Position Player Round Year result
S Louis Delmas 2nd 2009 Starting Safety
S Gerald Alexander 2nd 2007 Traded
CB AJ Davis 4th 2007 Cut
S Daniel Bullocks 2nd 2006 IR (3rd season)
CB Stanly Wilson 3rd 2005 Cut
CB Keith Smith 3rd 2004 Cut
S Terrence Holt 5th 2003 Free Agent
CB Andre Goodman 3rd 2002 Free Agent
CB Todd Franz 5th 2000 Cut

So the Lions have a single player playing over the last ten years of drafting and not a single attempt of getting a player in the first round. This is an awful secondary which has been a patchwork of other team's castoffs for 10 years--Thank you again, Mr. Millen.

And what happened to the running game?

Two weeks ago the Lions were 17th in the NFL in rushing, since then they've dropped to 19th and Kevin Smith has stopped rushing for acceptable average. The team totals over the last two weeks are inflated by long scrambles of Stafford and Culpepper. While the Lions have greatly improved on the 30-32nd rushing ranking over the last three years, they obviously still have a long ways to go.
ATT YDS AVG LG TD Team Total
15 20 1.3 6 1 33
24 83 3.5 13 0 129
16 101 6.3 19 0 154
19 30 1.6 11 2 90
20 53 2.7 10 0 110

Why do the Lions have such a hard time running the ball over the last few years...really since the midnight departure of Barry Sanders?

Sorry if you've heard this before, but it all boils down to the O-Line and if there has been one position that has been perhaps even more ignored than the secondary over the last ten years, it's the offensive line. Over the last ten years, the Lions have picked only six offensive lineman in the first five rounds of the draft. Only one guard.

Pos Name Round year
T Gosder Cherilus 1st 2008
T Jonathon Scott 5th 2006
T Jeff Backus 1st 2001
T Dominic Raiola 2nd 2001
T Stockar McDougal 1st 2000
G Manny Ramirez 4th 2007

Now look at the years, if you take out Gosder, it had been seven years since the Lions addressed the consistently biggest problem on the team with anything higher than a fourth round pick! The issues with Matt Millen's drafting atrocities are well documented, but once again it is another huge issue that the organization will have to address.

Wouldn't it be great if the Lions had cheerleaders?

Just a little something to help my readers as we continue to suffer under the tyranny of the Ford's and their incomprehensible aversion to professional dance teams.

Currently only six of the NFL's 32 franchises have chosen to go without the all important cheer brigades--Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Green Bay, Detroit, Chicago, and the New York Giants.


3rd and 3 or less

The Lions were remarkable against the Steelers on all 3rd down conversions, going 11-18 on the all important down. The team only faced 3 instances of 3rd and 3 or less and converted on every one--rushing once and passing twice.

Not good for my theory, but we'll see how it develops over the total of the season. Currently the Lions are 4 of 5 rushing and 3 of 5 passing. I still firmly believe that it will always be better to run on 3rd and 3 or less when the average rushing attempt in the NFL is 3.5 yards.

Where is the fade stop?

Former head coach of the Baltimore Ravens answered my tweet this week asking my weekly question. His answer for the disappearance of the indefensible pass play relies more on the familiarity between WR and QB and the touch needed to complete the pass. Both strong possibilities for why rookie QB Stafford and 3rd year WR Calvin Johnson aren't tearing up the league with it--at the moment. Thanks coach, for answering my question.
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Thursday, October 8, 2009

1st Quarter NFL Power Rankings

OK, here are my rankings for the first quarter of the NFL season. This was a completely arbitrary listing I created from averaging each team's ranking in Offensive Scoring, Offensive Rushing YPG, Offensive Passing YPG, Defensive Scoring, Defensive Rushing YPG, Defensive Passing YPG, and Turnovers.

As you can see some teams with abysmal records, namely the Titans are playing well above their record would indicate, while others teams have records which do not nearly show how lucky they have been to this point.

1 New Orleans Saints (4-0)
2 New York Giants (4-0)
3 Denver Broncos (4-0)
4 Baltimore Ravens (3-1)
5 Philadelphia Eagles (2-1)
6 San Francisco 49ers (3-1)
7 Indianapolis Colts (4-0)
8 New England Patriots (3-1)
9 Minnesota Vikings (4-0)
10 Pittsburgh Steelers (2-2)
11 New York Jets (3-1)
12 Green Bay Packers (2-2)
13 Jacksonville Jaguars (2-2)
14 Dallas Cowboys (2-2)
15 Chicago Bears (3-1)
16 Miami Dolphins (1-3)
17 Washington Redskins (2-2)
18 Cincinnati Bengals (3-1)
19 San Diego Chargers (2-2)
20 Houston Texans (2-2)
21 Arizona Cardinals (1-2)
22 Atlanta Falcons (2-1)
23 Tennessee Titans (0-4)
24 Seattle Seahawks (1-3)
25 Detroit Lions (1-3)
26 Buffalo Bills (1-3)
27 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-4)
28 Carolina Panthers (0-3)
29 Kansas City Chiefs (0-4)
30 St. Louis Rams (0-4)
31 Oakland Raiders (1-3)
32 Cleveland Browns (0-4)

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

From deadspin.com


Notice who's sitting down next to him...Mr. Dave Dombrowski.

Game 163: Tigers Lose! Tigers Lose! Tigers Lose!

Baseball is a team game. No one person should shoulder all the blame for any team's victory or defeat. In a 162 game season, somebody else has to pick up the slack from time to time. The Tigers, as a team, choked. Not in the great game 163, but in the last two weeks of the season. The team went 4-6 over the final ten games, when all they had to do was go .500 and there never would have been a game 163. That's 6 games in the final 10 where any Tiger could have popped a sacrifice fly instead of hitting into a double play. So every man, from 1 to 25 on the Tigers' roster could justifiably be a scapegoat.

But I'm going to pick Miguel Cabrera. It's all his fault. Miguel Cabrera acted like a tool.

Rick Porcello, the 20 year old rookie, pitched like a wily veteran, giving up only two runs on the most pressure packed day of the Tigers' season. Surely the loss can't fall squarely on his shoulders.

Justin Verlander wasn't even pitching--he just made sure there was going to be a game 163.

Magglio Ordonez, who seemingly couldn't hit a beach ball a few months ago, was on a 12 game hitting streak.

No, I blame Cabrera for the Tigers being in game 163 at all. In the last week of the season, including Cabrera's now infamous 6 am party night with the Chicago White Sox, when the Tigers could have one any of the five lost games before 163...Cabrera barely showed at all.

On September 27th, the last game in Chicago, with the magic number under 10...the Tigers lost 8-4, and "Miggy" went 0-3 with a BB and 2 K's leaving 2 on base. He was less than clutch.

On September 29th, after a day off and the opening of the biggest series of the year, the Tigers opened up at home against Minnesota, up by only 2 games. They lost, 2-1...Cabrera was 1-4 with a BB. Not a difference maker.

October 1st, game 4 of the Twins series, the first opportunity for the Tigers to clinch the AL Central Title. Tigers lose 8-3. Cabrera goes 2-4 with a walk, hitting into two double plays and stranding 2 more runners on base.

October 2nd, opening of the Chicago White Sox Series, Tigers need only to win 2 of 3 from Chicago. Any combination of Tigers victories or Twins losses equaling 2...White Sox crush the Tigers 8-0. Cabrera...0-4, 1 K, strands 4. A trend?

October 3rd, supposedly the "day after", where Cabrera was hauled away from his home by the police in the early hours after spending all evening drinking with players from the Chicago White Sox. He was taken to jail after his wife called the police...a domestic dispute. According to public record, Cabrera had a blood alcohol level of .26, more than 3 times the legal limit.

Cabrera was released and picked up from jail by Tigers' GM Dave Dombrowski in what had to be one of the most awkward car rides of all time.

The magic number still stood at 2...

The Sox pound on the Tigers, winning 5-1. Cabrera again goes hitless, 0-4 with 1 K. He hit into 1 double play and left six runners stranded on the day.

So collectively, over the five losses, of which any one could have propelled the Tigers into the playoffs, Cabrera went 3-19 with 0 RBI's, 4 K's, hit into 3 double plays and stranded 14 runners.

Miguel Cabrera was less than clutch...and a tool. This is the best hitter in the Tigers' lineup and he let the team down in so many ways over the last week that questions start to creep up in the average fan.

1. How can any of Cabrera's teammates believe in him? A man who threw away a season of their careers to get drunk with the opposing team?

2. Does he deserve a second chance? Well, actually a third chance, because several papers are reporting that Cabrera was told not to go back to the same Birmingham night spot after a similar occurrence back in August.

3. Is he even worth the trouble? Has he burned his bridges?

Miguel Cabrera is an undeniable talent. He came back in game 163 and hit a two run shot while going 2-4...but as the game progressed and the pressure mounted...how did Cabrera do?

0-2 and a walk.
 

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